Sunday Prep Day:
Chardegg Cakes for Breakf*st

Dear Readers,
I hope you enjoyed the guest blogs! Many thanks to both Alex and Kris for their generous contributions. In honor of the J_______ brothers’ penchant for delicious chicken dinners, check out HuffPo’s “8 Chicken Dinners that are Anything But Boring,” Relatedly, I may share a lettuce wrap combo in a later blog too.

New year, new plans!
This is a recipe I’ve been trying out in my efforts to build more muscle, to pack some protein into breakfast. I imagine my paleo friends will approve.
Breakfast is the most logical target for amping up nutrition to me. It has the highest chances of getting the fatty parts burned off in the day, and often follows a workout (timing recommended by fitness sources from the internets). My usual oatmeal (or quinoa) and fruit -or the under-nourishing half a grapefruit with sugar- were getting a little stale anyway. How to combat the morning time crunch? By cooking up a storm on Sundays for the next week!
You’ll laugh, but the first sign of minor minor success? Not having trouble opening sticky garlic jars from the fridge! …lately, at least..

Left: cups are prepped and ready for baking. Top right: sauteed onions. Bottom right: turkey bacon...still bacon.
Left: cups are prepped and ready for baking. Top right: sauteed onions. Bottom right: turkey bacon…still bacon.

Chardegg Cakes for Breakf*st
*So fast you can eat it while you run out the door and skip the ‘a’.
Original inspiration from: Paleo Living Magazine’s Paleo Kale and Chives Egg Muffins + I Breathe I’m Hungry’s Swiss Chard & Ricotta Pie. 2019 update: Paleo Magazine’s egg muffin recipe appears to have been updated into a spinach and chia seed one found here.

4 eggs
1/4 cup almond milk
1 cup chard, finely chopped
1/4 c onions, finely chopped
1 roma tomato, chopped
1/2 tsp minced garlic
salt and pepper to taste
6 slices turkey bacon, or coconut oil to grease cupcake cups

1. Preheat oven to 350F. Sauté onions 4 minutes on medium, add garlic, fry 1 minute more until garlic is golden.
2. Grease 6 cupcake molds with coconut oil or lay out turkey bacon in each cup.
3. Whisked together eggs, almond milk, chard, and onion-garlic mix.
4. Filled 6 cups with mixture, top with tomato bits.
5. Bake 30 minutes, then pop out egg cups to eat for the week.
Storage Note: if you make a double portion, these also freeze for a pretty decent breakfast later (defrost the day before you want to eat them). If you are a toaster oven devotee, you can pop them in to toast and it crisps them right up.

Today’s Recipe Rating:
Novelty Rating:
 4 of 5 stars.
The is the second round, I may update if I find the ham was even better (or maybe tasted more virtuous to eat than turkey bacon, which may or may not be better for you than using prosciutto).
Likelihood of Repeat: 90%
This has been a household hit too, increasing the chances of repeat. It’s also so portable and satisfyingly filling.
Lesson Learned: Yes, there is such a thing as too much kale.
Also: you burn through a lot of eggs when you’re trying to eat more protein. See below for other variations I’ve tried. Check out the update on this recipe from March!

The finished product mid-bite.
The finished product mid-bite.

Other variations:
Italian sausage lining instead of turkey bacon – I tried this and found it too fatty-feeling. Plus, I am not a big fan of the fennel seeds in italian sausage mix.

Prosciutto lining – Ironically, this felt less fattening, since the prosciutto crisps up nicely, and makes the “muffins” easy to hold. However, I didn’t feel I could justify eating prosciutto for breakfast every single weekday.

Just egg, no liner – Boring, but functional if you don’t want to spend on more meat than egg protein.
Kale instead of chard – I tried this one, but accidentally put too much kale in. It is much better with tomato on top for a little variety in flavor. Chard seemed to bake a little softer.

Salsa or ketchup on the side – if you find whatever combo you’ve made a little bland, salsa can perk things up –or ketchup, if you are up for the added sugar. The American kid in me says, “ketchup makes everything better!”


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